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Real Life Conversations with a Trust Fund Baby: On Buying a Car

TFB: I just bought a Mercedes.  Good crash test ratings.

I thought you license was suspended for the next year?

TFB: It is.

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Real Life Conversations with a Trust Fund Baby: On Driving

TFB: I got into a car accident.

You okay?  What happened?

TFB: I was tired and the car drifted.

What did you hit?

TFB: A tree and a pole.

Did you go to the hospital?

TFB: Went to jail.

Jail?

TFB: Cops said I was drunk.

TFB: You drank and drove?

I wasn’t drunk, just tired.

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Real Life Conversations with a Trust Fund Baby: On Laundry

TFB: I’m going on vacation for two weeks, do you think 7 shirts are enough?

Sure, you can always do laundry.

TFB: Don’t know how, I’ll just buy the rest.

What did you do in college?

TFB: Got it washed at home.

You went that often?

TFB: Every 3 month or so.

You have enough clothing to last 3 months?

TFB: Yes

Then didn’t you just have to wash it at home?

TFB: My maid does it.

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