Archive for September, 2011

One moment please!

While I was walking down the street, I was suddenly stopped by some dude in a suit.  He had his arms out and wouldn’t let me pass.  Unsure of his intentions,  I tried to go around him.  Except he wouldn’t let me and kept telling me "One moment please".  Confused, so I stood there wondering why I was stopped.  Suddenly, someone passed us with a group of men in suits.  I thought, that white hair man looks awfully familiar.  but it can’t be?!  can it?! 

Then Some guy waiting next to me asked the the dude in suit, "is that Mr. Clinton?"  "Yes it is."  The men in suit replied. 

Guess I just saw Clinton in person…..!  Surprised smile

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Real Life Conversations with a Trust Fund Baby: On Buying a Car

TFB: I just bought a Mercedes.  Good crash test ratings.

I thought you license was suspended for the next year?

TFB: It is.

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Real Life Conversations with a Trust Fund Baby: On Driving

TFB: I got into a car accident.

You okay?  What happened?

TFB: I was tired and the car drifted.

What did you hit?

TFB: A tree and a pole.

Did you go to the hospital?

TFB: Went to jail.


TFB: Cops said I was drunk.

TFB: You drank and drove?

I wasn’t drunk, just tired.

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